Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Who wears a wallet chain?!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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