I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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