One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I still have a little drunk in my system
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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