im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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