I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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its like you know when i get waxed
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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