I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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