Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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