so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm both gender and math confused
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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