i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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