Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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