We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We have started to decorate penises.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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