i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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