You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Found your dick twin last night
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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