you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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