oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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