My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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