no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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