genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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