I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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