dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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