Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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