But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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