how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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