You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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