Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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