If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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