So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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