white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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