Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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