She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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