It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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