No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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