i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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