whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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