There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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