He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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