hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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