Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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