And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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