Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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