Well apparently he's into motor boating.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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