Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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