So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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