Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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