whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
