i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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