so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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