I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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