Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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