Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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