I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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