I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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