Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
