We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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